When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐ค๐ญ
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When procrastination is your middle name ๐ ๐ช 'Not today!'
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Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? ๐ค Is it pure Italian magic? ๐ฎ๐น
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๐ถ๐ง When your car troubles turn into a bark and purr blend! ๐๐
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When you accidentally catch a foul ball, and suddenly become the main character ๐
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When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement ๐ โจ
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Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐
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Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐
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This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐
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Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐๏ธ๐
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Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐ธ
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When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐
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When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐คฃ
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When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐