When you've had too much moo-ving around, upgrade to a 'gently used' cow! ๐๐
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When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. ๐ #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
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Turkeys watching TV and getting ready for Thanksgiving like: ๐ฆ๐บ๐คค
Pigs saving money for the holidays be like: ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฅน
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Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
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When your legacy is eternal *bench* warming ๐๐ช
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
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The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. ๐
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโs done it allโฆmostly as a cop. ๐
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐ญ
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Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
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Savage Level: Expert ๐
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When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐
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Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.