When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐ฝ๐ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐๐ฝ
1 year ago
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐คณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 year ago
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Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 year ago
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This army? Where do I sign up? ๐โโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me after wishing I could have more wishes
1 year ago
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When crayons are more dangerous than an AR-15... ๐จ๐ซ๐ค
11 months ago
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When causes unite! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ #Solidarity
11 months ago
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When adulthood means reliving your best childhood days ๐ฎ๐#ForeverYoung
11 months ago
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When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
9 months ago
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CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐ค
8 months ago
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Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐
8 months ago
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You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐
8 months ago
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Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. ๐คทโโ๏ธ