Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
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Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
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When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming 😂
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
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My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
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When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
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Me trying to learn math through interpretive dance 🕺
Me trying to learn math through interpretive dance ๐Ÿ•บ
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
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When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins😈🍷
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท
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