Etiquette matters, even in love! 🍣😳
Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter 🏝️🚣‍♂️
When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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🚐✨ When free candy takes a wrong turn into anime land!
๐Ÿšโœจ When free candy takes a wrong turn into anime land!
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When all else fails... just solve it the 'hands-on' way! 🛠️😅
When all else fails... just solve it the 'hands-on' way! ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
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Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC 🍗
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you 😂🚗
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš—
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
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Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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