When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ
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๐โจ When free candy takes a wrong turn into anime land!
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When all else fails... just solve it the 'hands-on' way! ๐ ๏ธ๐
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I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
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Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐๐
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
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Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐ป๐
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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐
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The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐๐ฉโ๐๐จโ๐
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐งโโ๏ธ