When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐
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When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐ป๐
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Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐ฅด
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Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐ค
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐คฃ
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When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐
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POV: you set off fireworks between your legs
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POV: it's summer break and you don't have a pool so you improvise ๐
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐ฝ
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In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ท๐บ
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Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
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Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds ๐. From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!" This is one wild ride! ๐ข
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When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic ๐ #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
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When your handwriting is historical calligraphy, but the grade is still ancient history ๐โ๏ธ