When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
1 year ago
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When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐๐ท
1 year ago
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I don't always have network problemsโฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
1 year ago
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐ธ๐ชโฝ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐
1 year ago
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Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
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Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
1 year ago
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Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐
1 year ago
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
11 months ago
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Me and the boys recreating fighting game moves in real life ๐
11 months ago
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐
11 months ago
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Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐
11 months ago
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Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐ค
11 months ago
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
11 months ago
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐