The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
7 months ago
153
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
153
That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. 😅
That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
153
When the only surgeon around is...you 🏥✂️🧊
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 year ago
152
When your dragon's got a higher IQ than you but you still think you're the real hot stuff 🐉💡
When your dragon's got a higher IQ than you but you still think you're the real hot stuff ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
152
When 'Memories of School Days' gets awkward real quick! 😂🧐
When 'Memories of School Days' gets awkward real quick! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง
1 year ago
152
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
152
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
152
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
152
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: 🍺 *Domestic* 😂
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
152
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
152
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
1 year ago
152
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" 
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 year ago
152