"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐
11 months ago
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Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐ฎ๐คซ
11 months ago
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Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐ซ
10 months ago
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Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐๐๐ฅ
10 months ago
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When you want a memorable wedding...๐
9 months ago
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When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
9 months ago
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When the Constitution only has room for lawyers ๐๐ฉบ
9 months ago
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When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐๐
8 months ago
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When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐๐โค๏ธ
8 months ago
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When your superpower is infinite tolerance ๐ธ๐ชโจ #CaptainSweden
8 months ago
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐คจ๐
8 months ago
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Hollywood directors every time a scene takes place in Mexico. ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐
7 months ago
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He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐