Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐ง๐ซ
7 months ago
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Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐ฅถ
1 year ago
288
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? ๐ค๐
1 year ago
288
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool ๐๐ผ
1 year ago
288
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
288
When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love ๐๐
1 year ago
288
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐ท๐
1 year ago
288
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐๐
1 year ago
288
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
1 year ago
288
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
288
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
288
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐
1 year ago
288
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐
1 year ago
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Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐
1 year ago
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When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐