70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When she says she wants a real man ๐
1 year ago
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POV: You're at the zoo and the monkey thinks you look tasty ๐คช
1 year ago
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Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my date that Iโm looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐
1 year ago
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When you and your girls run the world ๐ ๐ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
1 year ago
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Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
1 year ago
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When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐
1 year ago
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When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐
1 year ago
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Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
1 year ago
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Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐ฑ๐ง๐ป