Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
1 year ago
210
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
210
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
1 year ago
210
When the sweetest side effect is glazed 🍩💉
When the sweetest side effect is glazed ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰
1 year ago
210
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? 🍁
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
210
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
9 months ago
210
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
6 months ago
210
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. 😂
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
210
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
6 months ago
210
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! 😈🍿
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฟ
6 months ago
210
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
210
That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. 😬
That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
210
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
1 year ago
209
When you've had too much moo-ving around, upgrade to a 'gently used' cow! 🐄🛒
When you've had too much moo-ving around, upgrade to a 'gently used' cow! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
209