My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
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Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
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When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
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When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending I don’t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. 😂
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! 😂
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
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Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. 😬
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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