When being polite goes extinct ๐. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐๐
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When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐
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What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
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Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐งฌ
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
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When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐
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Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐ค
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Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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When you want to become a tech ninja during exams ๐๐ฅท
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Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐)
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐ฉ๐ฝ