When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge📚😂
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
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What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
11 months ago
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Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐Ÿงฌ
11 months ago
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
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When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you want to become a tech ninja during exams 😂🥷
When you want to become a tech ninja during exams ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅท
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Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
11 months ago
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
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Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
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