When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
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Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
1 year ago
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When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
When your group chat gets a little too dark ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ฅ Even the cat's like 'Meow?' ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
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Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
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When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen 😭😂
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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POV: You're at the zoo and the monkey thinks you look tasty ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
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Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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