When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐
1 year ago
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When your favorite waifu is 2D ๐ฉ
1 year ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐ญ
1 year ago
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French military: "We surrender!"
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!"
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐
1 year ago
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Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. ๐
1 year ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook?
Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?
Me: GET OUT ๐ช
1 year ago
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This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
1 year ago
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐. All I see is ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
1 year ago
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐
1 year ago
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐
1 year ago
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When your priorities are crystal clear ๐
1 year ago
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How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐๐ด
11 months ago
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Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐ฐ