When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐๐ฅบ๐
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When you think youโve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐โฐ
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Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐
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When your group chat gets a little too dark ๐๐ช๐ฅ Even the cat's like 'Meow?' ๐ค
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From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.๐ป๐
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HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐ฌ๐
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When the Menโs Rights Activists ask the Womenโs Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐๐ฅช
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
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When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐ฅ ๐ฌ
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When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐
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Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐
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When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐ฆ๐
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Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐ฅต
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It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
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When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐