When being polite goes extinct ๐. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
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When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐
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When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
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When he's broke but honest ๐
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Duracell: We've got the power!
Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
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Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
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Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers*
Student: *Makes it dirty*
Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐
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Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐
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Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!"
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
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Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐
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Professor: "Where's the meat?"
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!"
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
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Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.