When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
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When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
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"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
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This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! 💪
This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service 🍗🚗❤️
When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ
11 months ago
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When 'socializing' had a different meaning 😅📱
When 'socializing' had a different meaning ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฑ
11 months ago
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The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
11 months ago
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The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. 😭📚
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
10 months ago
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Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
10 months ago
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My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
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A simple lesson in respect. Take notes, class is in session. 📝
A simple lesson in respect. Take notes, class is in session. ๐Ÿ“
4 months ago
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The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
4 months ago
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When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
2 months ago
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It's a flash flood. My car's warranty doesn't cover flash floods. Guess I'll drive.
1 year ago
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