Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You're going down in life, and still trying to hold it all together ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
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Han Solo giving some surprisingly sage advice. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐Ÿค”
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
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When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam 😵‍💫
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
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When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. 💀
When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. ๐Ÿ’€
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