Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
1 year ago
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When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region 😂
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
207
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
1 year ago
207
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! 😂🧘‍♂️
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service 🍗🚗❤️
When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ
1 year ago
207
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. 🤖
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
207
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
207
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
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