Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐ค
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
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When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐
1 year ago
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐
1 year ago
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When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐ต๐
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This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐
1 year ago
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Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐
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If you know what I mean ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐
1 year ago
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When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐
1 year ago
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐
1 year ago
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This is my financial advisor now ๐ฐ
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He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐ฉ ๐