Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
10 months ago
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I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" ๐๐
10 months ago
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When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
10 months ago
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Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
10 months ago
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One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. ๐
10 months ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
10 months ago
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
10 months ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐ท
10 months ago
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Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐
10 months ago
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Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโt showered in 3 days
10 months ago
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The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. ๐
10 months ago
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?"
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
10 months ago
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Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
10 months ago
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This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐
10 months ago
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America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ