Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐
1 year ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook?
Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?
Me: GET OUT ๐ช
1 year ago
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When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?"
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
1 year ago
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
11 months ago
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐. All I see is ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
11 months ago
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐
11 months ago
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When Photoshop skills are high af ๐
11 months ago
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐
11 months ago
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
11 months ago
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
11 months ago
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When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐๐