When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
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Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
10 months ago
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When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒ•
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When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
10 months ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
10 months ago
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
10 months ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
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When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
10 months ago
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This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿพ
10 months ago
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When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
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