This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
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Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
11 months ago
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Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
11 months ago
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When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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Me trying to carry my team in every online game. 🐒
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
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Teenagers when the internet is down:  😱
Teenagers when the internet is down: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
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When you win the race but lose your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #F1 #ValenciaGP #RedBull
11 months ago
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A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. 😂
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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