When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret 😂 #OopsMoment
When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret ๐Ÿ˜‚ #OopsMoment
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Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
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I can't believe this game exists.😂 It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.💩 I'm dying!🤣
I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
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Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
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Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
Is your man this cheesy? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ #NoExcuses
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
1 year ago
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Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally create a never-ending cycle of 😳
When you accidentally create a never-ending cycle of ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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One million dollars 😈
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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