When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
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Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
10 months ago
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Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
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These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
10 months ago
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"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
10 months ago
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POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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If the next trend was quiet quitting social media, THAT would be great.📱🤫
If the next trend was quiet quitting social media, THAT would be great.๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
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In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
9 months ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
9 months ago
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💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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