Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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TSA: This is for your freedom.
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
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POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
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Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐คฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐ค The suspense is killing me! ๐
1 year ago
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐
1 year ago
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When she says she wants a real man ๐
1 year ago
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I can't believe this game exists.๐ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐ฉ I'm dying!๐คฃ
1 year ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐
1 year ago
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐ฅต
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam ๐ตโ๐ซ
1 year ago
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
1 year ago
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐ป
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐คฌ