Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
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When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
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Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. 😩
Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to carry my team in every online game. 🐒
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐Ÿ’
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"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone."  🤡
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐Ÿคก
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
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When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
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11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. 😂 #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
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Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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