Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐ฅต
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When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?"
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
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Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. ๐ฉ
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐
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Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐
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"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐คก
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐ค๐
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When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
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When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐
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Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐
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When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
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11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. ๐ #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
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Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐ฉ๐