Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
147
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
147
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts 😂.  From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all!  Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? 🗺
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐Ÿ—บ
1 year ago
147
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Professor: "Where's the meat?" 
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" 
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
1 year ago
147
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. 🤔
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
147
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
147
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
147
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
147
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... 😅🎬
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽฌ
11 months ago
147
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
147
The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. 😌✨
The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ
11 months ago
147
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
147
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
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