Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐ฑ๐ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
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When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐บ
1 year ago
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I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐
1 year ago
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Professor: "Where's the meat?"
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!"
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
1 year ago
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When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
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๐ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐
11 months ago
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When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐ ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ต๐
11 months ago
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The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐โจ
11 months ago
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When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐
9 months ago
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A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐ฅ