Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐ค
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Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโฆ scenery.
11 months ago
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When you want to become a tech ninja during exams ๐๐ฅท
11 months ago
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Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐)
11 months ago
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐ฉ๐ฝ
11 months ago
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Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐
11 months ago
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Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
11 months ago
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Me after wishing I could have more wishes
10 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐
10 months ago
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Life imitates art ๐
10 months ago
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Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐ชจ
Me: ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐
9 months ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
9 months ago
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When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐ #KeepingItReal