POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
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Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐คฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐ค The suspense is killing me! ๐
1 year ago
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
1 year ago
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Hello Kitty's day went from purrfect to poopy real quick ๐ฉ
1 year ago
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When your favorite waifu is 2D ๐ฉ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
1 year ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐ญ
1 year ago
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐ป
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐คฌ
1 year ago
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Me pretending I donโt eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐
1 year ago
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This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... ๐
1 year ago
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Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐ #RichPeopleProblems
1 year ago
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision*
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
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Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: ๐ซ