Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
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When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒ•
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Han Solo giving some surprisingly sage advice. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. 😂 The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? 🤔)
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
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When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
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Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated 🏆. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" 💨.
This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐Ÿ†. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐Ÿ’จ.
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
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Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
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