Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐ฌ
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When you take too much LSD ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฆ๐
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When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐ท๐
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Han Solo giving some surprisingly sage advice. ๐ค๐
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โcinnamonโ
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When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐ค๐
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Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐จ.
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐ฅ
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐
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Party like this or you'll party like...๐
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When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision*
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"