Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
274
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
274
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
1 year ago
274
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. 😳
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
274
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
274
This mnemonic for resistor color codes from an old textbook is certainly... memorable. 😬
This mnemonic for resistor color codes from an old textbook is certainly... memorable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
274
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
274
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
8 months ago
274
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. 😂
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
274
When communion turns into a full-blown transformation battle 🍞🤖🚛 #DivineVsMachine
When communion turns into a full-blown transformation battle ๐Ÿž๐Ÿค–๐Ÿš› #DivineVsMachine
1 year ago
273
When 'Welcome' means different things across borders 🌍🤝
When 'Welcome' means different things across borders ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
273
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
273
Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
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