When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐
1 year ago
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐
1 year ago
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
11 months ago
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Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐
11 months ago
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When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐ถ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ #NoExcuses
11 months ago
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Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐
11 months ago
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
11 months ago
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐
11 months ago
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐น
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a normal human. ๐คฆ
11 months ago
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It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect