Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโฆ and not in the kitchen
9 months ago
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When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐
9 months ago
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?"
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
9 months ago
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When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐ซ๐
9 months ago
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When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐๐
9 months ago
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When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once ๐
9 months ago
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When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐
9 months ago
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When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
9 months ago
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I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐คซ
9 months ago
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When mom finds your secret online life ๐ฑ๐ณ
9 months ago
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Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
9 months ago
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Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
9 months ago
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UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐
9 months ago
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐ฌ