Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐
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When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
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Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐
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Australia really raises the curve for everyone.๐ฆ๐บ
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Scientists when they discover we live in a computer: *immediately tries to run Doom*
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Me trying to blend in with the cool kids at the lake party.
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When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐ค๐ฅ
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Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐๐ช
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Thor: "I was never gay."
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay."
Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐
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When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐๐ง
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Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐
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When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐