๐๐๐ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐
11 months ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐
11 months ago
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When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐ค๐
11 months ago
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Professor: "Where's the meat?"
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!"
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
10 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐
10 months ago
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Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐ณ Batman:
9 months ago
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Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐
9 months ago
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She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐บ
9 months ago
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When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐
9 months ago
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๐ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐
8 months ago
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When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again ๐๐ฅ๏ธ๐
8 months ago
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Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐ฉ๐๐ท
8 months ago
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When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐๐
8 months ago
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When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐๐ฌ