💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
45
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
45
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. 🤔😂
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Professor: "Where's the meat?" 
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" 
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
10 months ago
45
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
45
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman!  The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
9 months ago
45
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
45
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
9 months ago
45
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore 😂
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
45
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again 😂🖥️🐕
When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ•
8 months ago
45
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
8 months ago
45
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! 😂🎌
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽŒ
8 months ago
45
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
8 months ago
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