Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.🏃‍♂️💨
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. 😂
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
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When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region 😂
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
1 year ago
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Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
11 months ago
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Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅค
10 months ago
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This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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