And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! 💥🇵🇱
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 months ago
197
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. 💀
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
197
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. 💀
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
197
🌊 When the Indian Ocean slides into your DMs like: 'Helo saxy bby' 🤣
๐ŸŒŠ When the Indian Ocean slides into your DMs like: 'Helo saxy bby' ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
196
When the only surgeon around is...you 🏥✂️🧊
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 year ago
196
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties ⚡🕹️
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties โšก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
196
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War*

Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
1 year ago
196
Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
196
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
196
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
196
When your winter hiking club is also ready for Easter 🐰❄️🎭
When your winter hiking club is also ready for Easter ๐Ÿฐโ„๏ธ๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
196
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
1 year ago
196
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
When you think youโ€™ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐Ÿ’€โฐ
1 year ago
196
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
196
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196