Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. 🧠
Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. ๐Ÿง 
9 months ago
140
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
9 months ago
140
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
140
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
4 months ago
140
In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
140
He went back in time to prevent slavery but accidentally created a timeline without KFC. Some choices have unintended consequences. 💀
He went back in time to prevent slavery but accidentally created a timeline without KFC. Some choices have unintended consequences. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
140
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! 🎶🇩🇪
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
139
Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! 🌟😂
When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to José! 🌪️🇺🇸
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to Josรฉ! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
139
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
139
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million 😂
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When your little sister's Google search history gives you a heart attack 💀
When your little sister's Google search history gives you a heart attack ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
139
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. 🕵️‍♂️🇷🇺
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
139