Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
269
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
1 year ago
269
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
269
Learning Japanese be like: 😃
Learning Japanese be like: ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
1 year ago
269
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling 😂
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. 😭
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
269
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! 🐰🙏
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ™
8 months ago
269
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
8 months ago
269
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
268
Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: ๐Ÿ”ซ
1 year ago
268
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
268
Obi-Wan's got a point...🤔  Those blast points are suspiciously accurate.  Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? 😂
Obi-Wan's got a point...๐Ÿค” Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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