Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. ๐ง
9 months ago
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My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐ค๐ฅ
9 months ago
140
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
9 months ago
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When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐ฌโ๏ธ
4 months ago
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In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐ค
4 months ago
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He went back in time to prevent slavery but accidentally created a timeline without KFC. Some choices have unintended consequences. ๐
1 month ago
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When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! ๐ถ๐ฉ๐ช
1 year ago
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Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐
1 year ago
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When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! ๐๐
1 year ago
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When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to Josรฉ! ๐ช๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
1 year ago
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When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐๐ช๐ฑ
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐
1 year ago
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When your little sister's Google search history gives you a heart attack ๐
1 year ago
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In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ท๐บ