Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐
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AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโฆ for someone, I guess. ๐ค
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An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโre all busy arguing. ๐
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When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐
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Waking up after a night out and realizing you're not at home...but in a Saw trap! ๐ฑ #HangoverHorror #SawMemes
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When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐ฅ๐ณ
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Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
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When your IDE is the new battleground in the glorious Python revolution! ๐๐ปโ
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When you ask AI for life advice and it gets too real ๐ค๐ฅ #Oops
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๐ When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! ๐๐
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Me trying to get out of bed on a Monday morning ๐
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When your buddy whispers plot twists about your career trajectory ๐ฎ๐
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Me running to the kitchen when I smell KFC ๐
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When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐๐ฅบ๐
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๐ When you thought Mars was just red, but it's actually 'nuke-red'! ๐๐ฝ