Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
THUNDERSTORMS
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐
1 year ago
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Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: ๐ซ
1 year ago
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐
11 months ago
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
11 months ago
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Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
11 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
11 months ago
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The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐
11 months ago
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When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
11 months ago
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Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐
11 months ago
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When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples ๐ฌ. Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? ๐ค
11 months ago
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When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐
11 months ago
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Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐ฉ
11 months ago
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When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐