Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: ๐Ÿ”ซ
1 year ago
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. 🤔
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
11 months ago
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Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.🏃‍♂️💨
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
11 months ago
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The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
11 months ago
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Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples 😬.  Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? 🤔
When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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When you accidentally imply that Padmé has gained weight 😂
When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
11 months ago
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When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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