When your big withdrawal turns into a global economic rollercoaster ๐ข๐ธ
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Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. ๐
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Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
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When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐
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Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐บ
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Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐
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JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless ๐
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Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐
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Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐
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US Aerospace Stocks watching Boeing and F-35 crash news like ๐
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UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐)
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Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! ๐ฅณ
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When you trust the arrows more than your GPS ๐งญ๐ฅด
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When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. ๐ค