When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
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If ass wins. Why even ask?
10 months ago
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Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago ๐Ÿ˜‚. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
10 months ago
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When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
10 months ago
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Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
10 months ago
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Elle Fanning's reaction after getting her first Oscar nomination ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
10 months ago
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When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
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Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
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When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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