Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
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When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
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Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
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Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
11 months ago
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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
43
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
11 months ago
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When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
11 months ago
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