Me showing off my sick wheelie skills to the director after he said "we need more action!"
1 year ago
68
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
๐Ÿ‘ฝ When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! ๐Ÿฅ‘โœจ
1 year ago
68
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. 😂
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
68
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
68
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
9 months ago
68
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
9 months ago
68
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
7 months ago
68
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
68
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
68
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
68
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
5 months ago
68
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
4 months ago
68
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. 💍😂
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
68