When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐ฅ๐ฃ
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus."
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
10 months ago
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Me trying to find my inner peace during yoga vs. me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on public transport ๐
10 months ago
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When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car ๐๐ถ
10 months ago
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐
10 months ago
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐
10 months ago
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When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐ฆ
10 months ago
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Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
10 months ago
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I didn't see that coming ๐. Worst therapy session ever.
10 months ago
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When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐
10 months ago
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When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers ๐
10 months ago
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโs done it allโฆmostly as a cop. ๐
10 months ago
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Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐๐ค
10 months ago
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐จ.
10 months ago
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Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!