Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐ฅ
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐โโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight ๐๐ฆ
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
1 year ago
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A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐โโ๏ธ
5 months ago
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Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐
1 year ago
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When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐๐ธ
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When AI needs a hand... and you happen to have a mouse. ๐ค๐๐ป
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When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐๐
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Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐
1 year ago
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Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook?
Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?
Me: GET OUT ๐ช