When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
10 months ago
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Me trying to find my inner peace during yoga vs. me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
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Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
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I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
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When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโ€™s done it allโ€ฆmostly as a cop. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
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This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated ๐Ÿ†. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" ๐Ÿ’จ.
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Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
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