Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
1 year ago
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
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When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight 😂🔦
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ
1 year ago
261
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
1 year ago
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A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. 🙋‍♂️
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
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Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight 🚀💸
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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When AI needs a hand... and you happen to have a mouse. 🤖🚗💻
When AI needs a hand... and you happen to have a mouse. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
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When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' 🚗🔄
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
260
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
1 year ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
260
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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