Grandpa's Snapchat game is stronger than ever! ๐ธ๐
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When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...๐ฌ
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When your diploma's awarded with a side of holy water and extra drama! ๐๐คฃ
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Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐
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Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโs voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
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Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐คฃ
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When your buddy whispers plot twists about your career trajectory ๐ฎ๐
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Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
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Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
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Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
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Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐
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Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐
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Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐๐๐
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Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐ฅ
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐ค Is this kosher?"