When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...๐ฌ
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When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐ต
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When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it ๐น๐ป
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When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E ๐ค๐ท
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When you accidentally choose the wrong skin in the character selection menu.
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Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐
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When you skip leg day but still need to pull a truck for a living ๐ช๐
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When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
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Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐
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When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐ฌ
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When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐
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When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
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Me on a Friday night after a long week ๐คช
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Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. ๐