Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐
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Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐
11 months ago
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Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐
11 months ago
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Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
11 months ago
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The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age ๐
11 months ago
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When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
11 months ago
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When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐ถ๐ฉ
11 months ago
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This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal ๐ท๐! No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) ๐
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐ฉธ๐ฅถ
11 months ago
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Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐คซ
11 months ago
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God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐ฌ