Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
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When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired 😂
Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired ๐Ÿ˜‚
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How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
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My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
11 months ago
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Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
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Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ #NoExcuses
11 months ago
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This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
11 months ago
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When you bring a new pet home and the old one ain't having it. 😂
When you bring a new pet home and the old one ain't having it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
11 months ago
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems 😂
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
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