Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ŸคŒ
10 months ago
184
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
184
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. 😬
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
184
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. ⭐
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. โญ
3 months ago
184
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! 🎶🇩🇪
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
183
When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
183
When your dinner looks like it's straight outta 'Animal Crossing' 😂🍽️
When your dinner looks like it's straight outta 'Animal Crossing' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
183
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. 🍗🔥
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
183
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls 😂
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. 🔌⚡️😂
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐Ÿ”Œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
1 year ago
183
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
183
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
183
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally 🤔
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
183
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
183