Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐
11 months ago
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When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
10 months ago
76
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
9 months ago
76
When Photoshop becomes self-aware and NASA prepares for intergalactic meme wars ๐๐
8 months ago
76
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐ง โฟ๏ธ
7 months ago
76
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. ๐ฉ
4 months ago
76
Every hero has their weakness... for developers, it's a 200-page legal document from the EU. ๐๐
1 month ago
76
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. ๐
1 month ago
76
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐คฃ
1 month ago
76
NYC street preacher starter pack:
1) Wearing Repent Sinner t-shirt.
2) Yelling at everyone that doesn't agree with their views.
3) A crypto bro that is angry about something.
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1 year ago
75
When you see your friend getting stung by a bee and you want to help but don't want to get stung๐
1 year ago
75
When you see a phone fall but it's a PRANK! ๐
1 year ago
75
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐
10 months ago
75
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐ฅ๐ฑ