My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค
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She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
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When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐ค๐
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When you can't afford the latest Apple logo but you're resourceful af ๐๐๐ป
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Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
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Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐
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When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐
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When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler ๐๐
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Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. ๐
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When the nuclear codes are just 'spin the wheel' decisions! ๐ก๐
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Anakin's new mission: scavenger hunt gone dark! ๐๐
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When she says she's in America and not interested and you're desperately in love with her ๐ญ๐
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When you can't decide between horsepower and car power ๐
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Scientists have finally discovered the solution to defying gravity ๐ฑ๐๐คฏ #antigravitycat #toast
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When the Death Star tunes into 'Dark Side of the Moon' ๐๐๐ถ