Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": 🖕
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐Ÿ–•
1 year ago
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When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
1 year ago
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Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. 😵‍💫
Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
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When you love Jurassic Park a little too much 😂
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
11 months ago
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Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
11 months ago
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When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
11 months ago
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This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
11 months ago
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems 😂
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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