When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐
9 months ago
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Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!"
Me trying it at home: ๐ฅ๐ก
9 months ago
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When you think you nailed the choreography but realize you were doing it wrong the whole time ๐ฉ๐
9 months ago
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Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐
9 months ago
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Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐
9 months ago
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Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐ฌ๐
9 months ago
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐
9 months ago
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When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game ๐ญ
9 months ago
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐
9 months ago
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐ฝ๐ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
9 months ago
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Facebook said no more ๐ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐ค
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐งโโ๏ธ
9 months ago
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When you get what you wish for ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐๐ฝ