Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights.  🤑
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
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When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
182
POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
1 year ago
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Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
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Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 year ago
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Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
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When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
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Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
1 year ago
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The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
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Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
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They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
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The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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All that studying and student debt just to be replaced by AI. The ultimate prank! 💀
All that studying and student debt just to be replaced by AI. The ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books 🤷‍♂️
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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