You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐
10 months ago
182
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐ฅ He's got my vote.
6 months ago
182
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐๐
3 months ago
182
When Spotify just isn't indie enough for your taste! ๐ถ๐ค
1 year ago
181
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐๐ธ
1 year ago
181
Me trying to fit my entire schedule into one weekend ๐
1 year ago
181
When you see that other Pedobear sweating, you KNOW someone just posted some highly illegal material. Buckle up, boys, it's time for a high speed chase!๐๐จ
1 year ago
181
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." ๐
1 year ago
181
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐๐ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
1 year ago
181
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐๐
1 year ago
181
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐คฌ
1 year ago
181
Me running to the kitchen when I smell KFC ๐
1 year ago
181
When your favorite kids show gets an adult makeover ๐. Now that's what I call "iCarly" ๐.
1 year ago
181
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind ๐
1 year ago
181
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐