When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐
9 months ago
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Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐๐ฐ"
9 months ago
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When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐
9 months ago
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Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to screw in a lightbulb after watching a YouTube tutorial once๐ก
9 months ago
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This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic ๐
9 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!"
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
9 months ago
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Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?"
Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
9 months ago
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Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
9 months ago
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That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐๐ช
9 months ago
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Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐
9 months ago
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When your biggest fans from high school show up to the game with a ratherโฆ interestingโฆ sign. ๐ฌ
9 months ago
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When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
9 months ago
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When you turn your phone sideways and realize you have all the syndromes.