Australia really raises the curve for everyone.๐ฆ๐บ
1 year ago
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That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐๐
1 year ago
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Well, that escalated quickly. From 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' to 'Can You Feel the Crippling Realization Tonight'. ๐ณ
10 months ago
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Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐ฃ
10 months ago
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My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. ๐ฟ๏ธโ๏ธ
3 months ago
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When there are 5,000 gods but you're still VIP in the cosmic club ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you're just their type... literally! ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude ๐๐ฟ
1 year ago
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Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 year ago
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When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
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When you see your crush with someone else ๐ #TheSimpsons #ForeverAlone
1 year ago
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When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐
1 year ago
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Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐ฉ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐